diff --git a/app/v1/ping.go b/app/v1/ping.go
index 93b9280..aaa7812 100644
--- a/app/v1/ping.go
+++ b/app/v1/ping.go
@@ -79,6 +79,12 @@ var randomSentences = [...]string{
 	"Superman dies",
 	"PP when?",
 	"RWC hype",
+	"I'd just like to interject for a moment.",
+	"Running on an apple pie!",
+	":thinking:",
+	"The total entropy of an isolated system can only increase over time",
+	"Where are my testicles, Summer?",
+	"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh yeah, you can't. They blew up.",
 }
 
 func surpriseMe() string {